We all get different things from coffee. What sort of coffee drinker are you?
Take our simple quiz and find out where you fit.
1. How many words are in your coffee order?
a) Five. (E.g "Washed Kenyan microlot on V60")
b) Three. (E.g "Medium Flat white")
c) Nine. (E.g "Large Iced Latte on almond milk with vanilla syrup")
d) Two. (E.g "Large Cappuccino")
2. Would you like a matcha?
a) Is it ceremonial grade? I only drink ceremonial-grade matcha.
b) No, tastes like grass
c) Can I put Blueberry with it?
d) What's matcha?… No thanks
3. A well-made café latte is?
a) Do you even like coffee?! I only drink black coffee
b) A beautiful thing
c) Better with ice and a straw
d) Better if it is fast and big
4. Where does coffee come from?
a) Ethiopia
b) Jess the barista over there
c) This place I saw on Insta
d) Melbourne maybe? I don't care
5. Caramel Syrup in coffee is?
a) An abomination
b) A way of putting sugar in your coffee but feeling OK about it
c) Boring, what about… elderflower syrup?
d) Good
6. Coffee can taste like...
a) Cocoa, raspberry, jasmine
b) There is good coffee, ok coffee and bad coffee
c) Whatever I put with it
d) Coffee. It tastes like coffee.
How did you go? Find your group below.
If you answered mostly A...
1) The coffee nerds
Motto: "What's the processing method?"
- You own a grinder that's more expensive than most people's espresso machine.
- Talk about extraction, origin, roast profiles, and water chemistry.
- Frequent specialty cafés and buy single-origin beans.
- Often brew with V60s, AeroPresses, or home espresso setups.
- Follow competition baristas and watch a lot of James Hoffman.
- Most likely to order our Microlot or Brightside coffees.
If you answered mostly B...
2) The classic coffee drinker
Motto: "Just make it a decent flat white."
- Loyal to the same café for years.
- Value consistency over novelty.
- Usually drink flat whites, cappuccinos, or long blacks.
- Not interested in coffee tasting notes like "stone fruit" or "bergamot."
- Coffee is part of their daily routine and community.
- Most likely to order our Tiger or Espresso blend
If you answered mostly C...
3) The Hipsters / Trend-seekers
Motto: "Have you tried the iced pistachio, matcha?"
- Chase the newest cafés and coffee trends.
- Interested in aesthetics, café culture, and social experiences.
- Early adopters of alternative milks, specialty drinks, and emerging roasters.
- Often discover coffee through Instagram, TikTok, or food culture.
- May overlap with nerds, but are more focused on what's new than what's technically best.
- Would like our Brightside Blend and our single-origin Colombian Miraflores and Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.
If you answered mostly D...
4) The “drink for effect” coffee drinker
Motto: "I need coffee."
- Coffee is fuel
- Their ability to function in job/life depends on good coffee.
- Care about speed and caffeine content.
- Most likely to drink multiple coffees a day without discussing them.
- Most likely to order our Hub Blend.
No matter what group you're in, we've got a coffee for everyone!
You can check out our most popular blends here.
And you can check our current Single Origins (including this month's microlot) here.
Enjoy ☕
